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A real American Bastard and Communism
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The American Bastard
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Ahhh ever wonder what it would be like to have a bastard for a teacher? I know what it is like. The man is a complete moron and i know more that he does. Example: teacher quoted "Hitlers rise to power was in the 1940's." Now, any literate human being should now that HItler took power in the early 1930's, yet. . . my teacher does not. Also has very short memory span due to the fact that he lives under his desk in a 40 gallon fish tank. Us students have reason to belive that he has never left the school grounds. His hygiene is also somewhat of a concern, when asked if he showered his response was "Yes, yes I do." When told that jumping in the kiddy pool and running out did not count he was silent. We were able to obtain this photo of the man shown at right, do you trust him as a teacher? Another concern is his inhuman treatment of animals. He is often seen wearing fur clothing, which doesn't cause concern untill carfully inspected to reveal dog collars and tracking devices used on endangered animals were found in the fur. Now this teachers weighs approximitly one metric ton. His horrible sweats he breaks into raise a little concern over his health. He is belived to have eating a 96 oz. steak in his prime and consumed a little over 500,000 gallons of rare Russian vodkas. He has also been notorious for ripping on vertically challaged children in his classes. He even destroyed two young boys letters to Santa. One of those boys included in his letter that he wanted to tell the drunken leprachaun that he wasn't mad at him anymore. The letter never reached santa the boy was eventually slaugtered for his pelt by the leprauchauns. Thats going to far bastard or shoudl we say. . . fat bastard?
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Teachers Desk Hideaway
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The picture shown at right is a dramatic picture of what his hideaway might be like.
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My interests. . . Communism
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My hobby is to preach the effectivness of communism to all earths inhabitants. My goal is to be president of the USA and make it a communistic country. With the help of diabolical slaves with fire eyes i will do so. I will soon ride through Washington D.C on my Soviet war charriot pulled by such slaves. With Dimitri at my side the world is ours.
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